Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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