He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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