Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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