he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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