The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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