It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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