and you said cock pushups were impossible
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
