We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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