Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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