Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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