But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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