Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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