Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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