She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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