it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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