yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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