The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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