I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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