dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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