She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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