i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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