me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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