just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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