Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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