dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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