I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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