dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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