i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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