we have pet lesbian snakes
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Panties = found
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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