I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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