OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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