his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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