I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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