i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So squirting runs in the family.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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