Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Two words: nipple clamps
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