Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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