You don't have asthma, your pregnant
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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