the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
