I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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