what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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