And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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