somebody snuck up and got me drunk
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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