Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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