So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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