The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
