hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My dick has a subreddit
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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