So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
