problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Never joke about your clitoris.
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