no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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