let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
