There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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