Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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