she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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