trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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