I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
