so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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